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The Happy Guy
Happiness Is ... Recycling Dirty Diapers
By David Leonhardt
"Next we have Oo-La-La Picotte strutting her stuff in a lovely ensemble of pure recycled diapers. Notice the fashionable fuchsia on the upper tilt of the collar. This line will be all the rage in parlors and bars this spring."
From Detroit and Tokyo:
"Feel the energy and invigoration. That's the power of 100 percent pure recycled diapers under the hood. Go ahead. Kick the tires. Pick your color. And drive away safe in the knowledge that you are being protected by 2,000 pounds of pure recycled baby poop!" From Los Angeles:
"It's a smash hit. Dirty Diapers II: The Recycled Story opened in theaters across the country yesterday and immediately claimed the No. 1 spot. What a movie!" From New York and Toronto:
"This just in. Citizens are being asked not to hoard dirty diapers. I repeat, do not hoard dirty diapers. The shortage has already slowed the economy by 3 percent and housing starts have ground to a halt. Please take all your dirty diapers immediately to a drop-off depot. This has been a public service announcement." Wow! Did you ever think that dirty diapers could one day become so valuable that you might no longer feel safe hiding them under your mattress? It's time to start a market in dirty diaper futures.
See? There is hope for this world, after all. So what will you be doing with your dirty diapers?
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