Food:

• People don't eat cat food.
  

• No, sweetie, pee does not come from peanuts.

• We don't eat mud pies.

• Well, it does still look like corn, but you can't eat it again.

• What if I spit in your soda?

• Those aren't trees, they're broccoli.

• Don't put the chips back in the bowl after you've licked them.

• Please don't dunk your cookies in your juice.

Hygiene:

• You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.

• Please don't chew on the dirty underwear.

• People don't lick themselves clean.

• Your sleeve is not a tissue.

• No, you may not use your brother's toothbrush.

• Please take your feet out of your mouth.

Pets:

• Don't bite the dog.

• Yes, that is Ivy's penis and it is just for him.

• That's kitty litter, not sand.

• Stop riding the dog.

• Yes, the mommy turtle is giving the daddy turtle a piggyback ride.

• The dog's nose does not need picking.

• The cat doesn't like the sprinkler.

• Please don't blow in the dog's ear.

Potty Time:

• You can't pee in just anybody's yard.

• Yes, it makes me very happy when you make poop.

• Only boys stand up when they potty.

• If you wipe, your bottom won't be itchy.

And, of course:

• I'll always love you no matter what.